Real Doll Levi x Reader

***Beware of a try-hard attempt to keep Levi in character ***

Your (e/c) eyes scanned the rows of figurines before they settled on one. Reaching a hand forward, you grasped the figure before bringing it forward to examine better.

"Huh, they even made him short too." You muttered, comparing Levi's height to the others. Well, you really had no room to talk, considering you were barely above five foot. Barely.

And you were 25 for heavens sake! Shouldn't you have gotten a growth spurt like...7 years ago? You shook your head, clearing the obnoxious thoughts from your mind. You had more important things to do!

Bringing your focus back to the tiny Levi in your hands, you pondered over how you were supposed to bring him to life. That woman could've at least told you that much before you left. Maybe the internet could give you some idea on how to bring a non-living thing to life? You could seriously find anything on Google.

You set Levi on your bed before turning towards your desk opposite of it. Immediately opening up a free tab. Your hands hovered over your keyboard for a moment. What were you supposed to type? What would you even call this? Voodoo?

You finally settled on typing in 'Bringing an object to life' which only resulted in a groan as the first option that popped up was a Yahoo answers result. At least you weren't the only crazy person searching for this. Giving in, you decided to just see what some of the answers were, which of course was pretty useless considering most of the comments were joking.

You didn't even notice as a hand shot out from behind you, yanking your hands behind you and holding them in place as a cold object was lightly pressed against your neck. Barely registering what was happening, your eyes traveled downwards only to be met with a long blade.

Mind finally kicking into gear, you straightened your back trying to put as much space between you and the sharp object. This only caused your assaulter to tighten their grip on your wrists.

"Don't move." The deep voice bluntly muttered. "I know you don't want to end up without a head, so answer me when I ask you something, and you might get to keep it."

Shakily you nodded. Your thoughts filled with panic. Did this guy get your littl sister? How did he even get in? Oh god, if your parent find out about this you will be dead. Well...that is if you get out of this alive.

"Who are you?" The voice asked, moving the blade so close to your neck that you wouldn't even be able to gulp without cutting it.

"(F/n) (l/n)" You managed to get out without your voice shaking.

The man behind you shifting the blade a little further away, but only slightly. "Where am I?"

At this, you seemed to scoff. Was this guy for real? "Where do you think? You should've known this when you broke in." You quickly shut your mouth after your snide comment. God your sass will be the death of you.

The guy didn't seem at all amused with your answer as he dug his nails into your hand, "We'll get back to that one. Why did you bring me here?"

At this you decided that the man behind you was probably mentally ill. That or he was just trying to annoy you. "I didn't bring you anywhere. That's what your feet are for." You could hear him slightly give a huff of annoyance behind you. "Dumbass." you muttered.

The comment didn't go unheard by the man, as he took his blade back before swiftly swinging your chair around to face him. Your eyes widened as you quickly recognized who had been your assaulter. How could you not notice when he changed?

Levi coldly stared you down, stepping back and holding his blade back out to keep you from moving. "You really have a lot of guts for someone so close to losing their head."

A nervous laugh bubbled up from your throat as you looked from the blade to the man wielding it. "Yeah... Now I know why you were asking those questions." His expression didn't change, making the situation more awkward for you. "Hah, Okay I'll answer your questions. Just, put the weapon away."

Again, his expression didn't change, neither did his stance. "My blade stays here until I know you aren't bullshitting me." He slightly growled.

Your eyebrows furrowed as you rose your now free hand and slapped the blade away from your face, "Well you aren't going to get anywhere by waving that goddamned thing in front of my face. I have nothing to fight you back with, so I really shouldn't be a threat."

He quickly aimed the weapon back in front of you, his eyebrow twitching slightly in annoyance. Before you could make another comment about it, a light knocking came from your door. Your eyes widened as you looked from the door to Levi.

Oh hell no.

As he moved to answer your door, his blade still pointed towards you, you decided to quickly yank on the weapon causing the man holding onto it to stumble along with it. Quickly moving forwards towards him, you grabbed onto the handle of the blade to keep him from swinging at you.

You pointed a stern finger at him, "I'm not going to let you slaughter my littler sister. If you value your life, stay out of sight." You growled, his blank look shifted to glare back at you.

The glaring contest lasted until the soft knocking brought you to step away from him. Motioning the you were watching him with two fingers, you opened up your door. Your littler sister stood on the other side, a small teddy bear held securely in her grasp.

"What's up squirt?" You planted a strained smile on your face as you kneeled down to her height.

She rubbed at her eye with her free hand as she pouted, "You didn't come tuck me in. Is sissy mad at me?"

Her watering eyes caused you to freak out a little bit, seeing as you weren't the best with little kids, and you brought her in for a quick hug, "Sorry, baby. I've just been so busy with grown up stuff that I forgot."

Your little sister didn't seem to think that was enough as she handed you her bear, slightly stepping further into your room, "Then let me sleep with you! It's my last night here before my dad comes to get me tomorrow, and I want to spend it with you, sissy!" She happily bounced from foot to foot.

You stuttered as you tried to stop her from trying to spend the night. Once she had something on her mind, she wouldn't stop until she got what she wanted.

"Your sister can't sleep with you tonight because I already am." A bored voice sounded from the corner of your room.

You growled, snapping your head in Levi's direction to send him a glare, "I thought I told you to stay hidden."

His gaze moved over to you as he crossed his arms tightly over his chest, "You didn't say anything about talking."

Your eyebrow twitched with frustration as you failed to notice that your sister had made her way over to where Levi was standing. She tugged at his pants slightly to get his attention. He rolled his head lazily to get a look at the little girl staring up at him.

"Who're you?" She asked rocking back and forth on her heals.

"You're sister's friend." He answered simply, trying to vaguely dismiss the little girl.

Your sister walked over towards you, leaning in a little as if to tell you a secret, "He scares me."

Your gaze traveled from her to Levi, then back to her, "Yeah, he has that affect on people."

Your sister sighed as she grabbed her bear from your grasp, getting ready to head out before stopping in her tracks, a new found light in her eyes. She held up a finger as if she finally figured something out, "I get it now! You were doing grown up stuff with him right?"

Not expecting such a question to leave her mouth, you sputtered a bit before you were able to form a sentence, "N-no! We weren't doing anything!"

Your sister wagged a finger in front of your face with a large smile on her face, "I know you are! Mommy and daddy say that same thing!" She flashed you a close-eyed smile before skipping out of your room.

You stayed knelt on the ground, your face burning red. It took a moment before her last sentence sunk in before your eyes widened, "Oh my god, how does she know about that stuff?" You groaned.

"What? She would've learned about it sooner."

You peeked your eye over your shoulder, sending a glare towards the indifferent male, "Out of all the excuses you could've come up with, why did you tell her that?"

He walked forwards towards your bed, unclipping his 3DMG gear before plopping down on the mattress, "I don't believe in lying to little kids."

You quickly hopped up, hands on your hips as you fumed, "You aren't sleeping in here! Go sleep on my couch!"

The male closed his eyes as he let out a sigh, "But I am so comfortable here. Plus, you haven't answered my questions, which means that my threat to cut off your head still stands."

You waved your hands around frantically, "But I could tell you that tomorrow!"

He held up a hand to stop you from talking, "Idiot, I told you not to move."

You thought back to when he was holding you 'hostage'. You groaned, dragging your hand down your face. "Fine. You sleep there, and I'll take the ground."

"No."

Your eye twitched as you rose a brow, "No? The hell do you mean, 'no'?"

"I need to make sure you won't try to get out of the questioning, and that you won't kill me while I'm asleep." he stated as if it were the most obvious thing.

You narrowed your eyes as you picked up a nearby stuffed animal as threw it at the relaxing man. He didn't open his eyes as he caught the animal midair before throwing it off to the side.

"Really, you're only making it tougher for yourself." His voice sounding only slightly exasperated.

You grumbled a few curses before grabbing a pair of sweats and a T-shirt, "I'll be back." You muttered, walking out of your room to go change.

Coming back, you tossed a shirt in Levi's direction, who caught the clothing easily, "I don't have any pants for you to sleep in, but a shirt is better than nothing."

He sat up, removing his tan jacket, then unbuttoning his shirt. You felt a blush rising in your cheeks as you watched him for a little bit before quickly turning your back towards him.

"A little warning would've been nice you know." you grumbled over your shoulder.

"Really? I thought that you were enjoying yourself. I couldn't find it in myself to tell you to stop gaping at me."

You scoffed as you turned back around, only to have a shirt thrown at your face. You pulled at the clothing to find that it was the shirt you gave Levi to change into. Looking up, you saw that he returned to lounging on your bed, shirtless.

"Dude, what the hell? I gave you the shirt for a reason. Wear it." The blush returned full force as you took in his muscled stomach.

"Shut up. Let me do what I want." He waved off your comment. "Now hurry. I'm growing impatient."

You grumbled, shuffling your feet as you came closer to the bed. At the edge of it you held your hands up, "I really don't want to do this."

"Stop complaining. It's annoying." He mumbled, grabbing your wrist and forcefully yanking you down on the bed.

You quickly scooted as far as you could away from the man laying in front of you. This might've been what you wanted at the start, but goddamn his intimidation in real life made you re-think your decision completely. That, and the fact that he has already threatened to kill you wasn't exactly helping.

You knew he'd actually do it too.

You were brought out of your thoughts as you felt his arm slide under your body. Before you could ask what he was doing, he quickly flipped you over so that your back was facing him. Sliding his arms around you again, he brought you close to him.

To anyone else, it would look like two people cuddling, but were they so far off. You were short of breath as he constricted his arms tightly around you so you weren't able to move your arms.

"If this is your way of showing affection, you might want to lessen your grip." You wheezed out.

He squeezed you painfully as a warning, "I will. Once you're done answering my questions." He murmured in your ear, causing an involuntary shiver to go through you. "Now, let's start again. Where am I?"

Your face heated up as he shifted his face closer towards your ear, every breath he took tickling your neck.

God, this was going to be a long night for you.